Comments on Asphyxiated Ninja

1. Paul #3 responded on June 24, 2008 at 10:43pm.

   Oh noes! I forgot to put holes in my Ninjararium!

2. Zach #1 responded on June 24, 2008 at 10:43pm.

   You forgot to put holes in the lid! That little bit of bamboo isn't going to keep a ninja alive.

3. Paul #3 responded on June 24, 2008 at 10:51pm.

   The ninja should have been able to break the jar open with just his katana, three rocks, a bamboo stick, and have killed me before I even got out of the room. Must be a worthless ninja.

4. Zach #1 responded on June 24, 2008 at 10:52pm.

   Well... if you bought a jar rated for ninjararium use, it wouldn't be much good if a ninja could just break its way out any time it wanted to.

5. Paul #3 responded on June 24, 2008 at 10:54pm.

   Ninjararium-specific jars are just too expensive these days. I definitely used a plain jar - as depicted here: http://www.scribbls.com/outcomes/Ninjararium

6. Zach #1 responded on June 24, 2008 at 10:56pm.

   Maybe the ninja farted. I hear ninja farts are silent... but deadly.
   http://www.scribbls.com/outcomes/Silent_But_Deadly
   

7. Paul #3 responded on June 24, 2008 at 10:58pm.

   It looks like the ninja would need to remove its pants first. This ninja is still wearing pants. Also, shouldn't a ninja be holding that fart in for when it's needed in battle?

8. Zach #1 responded on June 24, 2008 at 10:59pm.

   How battle effective could a ninja be with gas cramps?

9. jmay #559 responded on June 24, 2008 at 11:17pm.

   …if said ninja was trained by 80's action stars (which I know I'm spelling shit wrong a lot here, word Nazi is going rain down on me like a muthabitch): http://www.scribbls.com/outcomes/bamboo_breath_tube