Simple explanation: Only a drunk Deity could come up with a platypus..
You have a mammal... (it has fur and produces milk)
that: has a duck bill, webbed feet, beaver-like tail and venomous spines and also lays eggs.
So, if God is responsible for making every living thing, how could such an odd critter come to be? Well, he must have been drunk! Hence the vodka.
Stop hearting this one, dammit.
Don't listen to him, he's just jealous.
Ok... I think I see some potential one-upping here:
http://www.scribbls.com/outcomes/Bacon_Platypus
I don't get it... please, someone explain? I know I may sound stupid, I'm not, just please, TELL ME WTF THIS MEANS!
Simple explanation: Only a drunk Deity could come up with a platypus..
You have a mammal... (it has fur and produces milk)
that: has a duck bill, webbed feet, beaver-like tail and venomous spines and also lays eggs.
So, if God is responsible for making every living thing, how could such an odd critter come to be? Well, he must have been drunk! Hence the vodka.
Wow. 100. That's a landmark occasion. Congrats. =)
Thanks Zach!
Fuck you, platypus
amazing what anyone (especially god) can do with just a tincy bit of alcohol....